Rocket is the sexiest being ever

Rocket is easily the sexiest being to ever exist because of the fact that everyone else fucken sucks. Rocket actually received an award for the feat of sexiest being ever to exist after a unanimous vote by the World’s Sexiest Being decision panel. Rocket has actually coined the phrase, “Bitches can’t resist this” because it is a true fact. I mean bitches can resist anyone else easily but Rocket has a magical power that allows him to be sexier than everyone combined. The fact that Rocket has the ability to switch between physical forms as both a Penguin and a Shellos doubles his sexiness and makes him eligible for the No-Shell prize as he is increasing birth rates by 30 % and reducing disease by 60 % (and he’s a Shellos). If you have an opinion that differs from these facts please tell someone who cares, because your opinions are bullshit.